Directions: You have to work out what the letters mean. See the 1st as and example. Only two MENSA members have achieved in completing all of these. See how well you do.
Scoring: 1 to 5 is Average, 6 - 11 Somewhat Intelligent, 12 to 18 Intelligent, 19 + Genius
24 H in a D = 24 Hours in a Day
26 L of the A
7 D of the W
7 W of the W
12 S of the Z
66 B of the B
52 C in a P (W J)
13 S in the U S F
18 H on a G C
39 B of the O T
5 T on a F
90 D in a R A
3 B M (S H T R)
32 is the T in D F at which W F
15 P in a R T
3 W on a T
100 C in a D
11 P in a F (S) T
12 M in a Y
13 is U F S
8 T on an O
29 D in F in a L Y
27 B in the N T
365 D in a Y
13 L in a B D
52 W in a Y
9 L of a C
60 M in an H
23 P of C in the H B
64 S on a C B
9 P in S A
6 B to an O in C
1000 Y in a M
15 M on a D M C
Friday, December 15, 2006
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
Indiana police clock teen at 142 mph
{I WONDER IF THIS EXCUSE WOULD HAVE WORKED BACK WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER ? ? ?}
VALPARAISO, Ind. - A teenager charged with driving 142 mph along a four-lane divided highway said he was speeding home so his parents wouldn't be mad at him for being late, police said.
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Brandon D. Raap, 16, faces speeding and misdemeanor reckless driving charges and could have his license suspended, police said.
Porter County sheriff's deputies stopped Raap along a rural stretch of U.S. 30 at 12:40 a.m. Saturday after a radar gun clocked his 2004 Subaru Impreza going almost 90 mph faster than the posted 55 mph limit, police said.
It might be the fastest speed ever recorded on the northwestern Indiana county's roads, said Porter County sheriff's spokesman Sgt. Tim Emmons.
"Most people's cars won't go that fast," he said.
VALPARAISO, Ind. - A teenager charged with driving 142 mph along a four-lane divided highway said he was speeding home so his parents wouldn't be mad at him for being late, police said.
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Brandon D. Raap, 16, faces speeding and misdemeanor reckless driving charges and could have his license suspended, police said.
Porter County sheriff's deputies stopped Raap along a rural stretch of U.S. 30 at 12:40 a.m. Saturday after a radar gun clocked his 2004 Subaru Impreza going almost 90 mph faster than the posted 55 mph limit, police said.
It might be the fastest speed ever recorded on the northwestern Indiana county's roads, said Porter County sheriff's spokesman Sgt. Tim Emmons.
"Most people's cars won't go that fast," he said.
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Words Of Wisdom ! !
When everyone thinks, "How Great Thou Art," keep reminding yourself, how regular I am.
Warning issued about jury duty scheme
BEWARE:
Skipping jury duty has its consequences - and identity thieves are using them as threats in a new scam.
The Barry County Sheriff's Department warns about a scheme in which a caller pretends to be a court worker. They inform the victim that an arrest warrant has been issued for them for failing to show up for jury duty.
The caller asks for a social security number, birthday, or even credit card numbers to cancel the warrant.
The scam has been reported in 11 states. The FBI and federal courts are issuing a nationwide alert.
Skipping jury duty has its consequences - and identity thieves are using them as threats in a new scam.
The Barry County Sheriff's Department warns about a scheme in which a caller pretends to be a court worker. They inform the victim that an arrest warrant has been issued for them for failing to show up for jury duty.
The caller asks for a social security number, birthday, or even credit card numbers to cancel the warrant.
The scam has been reported in 11 states. The FBI and federal courts are issuing a nationwide alert.
Word Play
Monday, December 04, 2006
Ketchup in the Bottle !

A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the jar.
During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone.
"It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother.
Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now.
She's hitting the bottle."
Sunday, December 03, 2006
ROSE BOWL 2007

For the third time in four seasons, the No. 3-ranked Michigan football team will play in a prestigious Bowl Championship Series game. The Wolverines (11-1, 7-1 Big Ten) will face Southern California (10-2, 7-2 Pac-10) in the Rose Bowl on Jan. 1, 2007, in Pasadena, Calif. The contest will mark the 10th time the two programs have met in "The Granddaddy of Them All." The Rose Bowl kicks off at 5 p.m. EST and will be televised by ABC.
Saturday, December 02, 2006
Judge sentences man in Ohio State-Michigan ticket scam
BOWLING GREEN, Ohio (AP) - A judge in Ohio has sentenced a man to nearly three years in prison for failing to deliver tickets to the 2005 Ohio State-Michigan football game.
Fifty-four-year-old Mark West of Fostoria, Ohio will spend 23 months in a state prison after being held in jail for the past eleven months. He was convicted of theft and fraud for bilking 250 customers who bought tickets to the 2005 game in an online auction.
Wood County, Ohio Judge Alan Mayberry also ordered him to pay back $160,000 to those who bought the tickets.
At least 200 people filed complaints against him.
West was arrested in January at a hotel bar in Daytona Beach, Florida.
STOLEN CHRISTMAS
Twas the month before Christmas when all through our land,
Not a Christian was praying nor taking a stand.
Why the PC Police had taken away
The reason for Christmas - no one could say.
The children were told by their schools not to sing
About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.
It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say,
December 25th is just a "Holiday ".
Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit,
Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!
CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod
Something was changing, something quite odd!
Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa
In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda.
As Targets were taking the red kettles down
At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found.
At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears
You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears.
Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-si-ty
Are words that were used to intimidate me.
Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen
On Boxer, Pelosi, on Kerry, on Clinton !
At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter
To eliminate Jesus, in all public matters.
And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith
Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace
The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded
The reason for the season, stopped before it started.
So as you celebrate "Winter Break" under your "Dream Tree"
Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me.
Choose your words carefully, choose what you say
Shout MERRY CHRISTMAS, not Happy Holiday!
Not a Christian was praying nor taking a stand.
Why the PC Police had taken away
The reason for Christmas - no one could say.
The children were told by their schools not to sing
About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.
It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say,
December 25th is just a "Holiday ".
Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit,
Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!
CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod
Something was changing, something quite odd!
Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa
In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda.
As Targets were taking the red kettles down
At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found.
At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears
You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears.
Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-si-ty
Are words that were used to intimidate me.
Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen
On Boxer, Pelosi, on Kerry, on Clinton !
At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter
To eliminate Jesus, in all public matters.
And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith
Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace
The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded
The reason for the season, stopped before it started.
So as you celebrate "Winter Break" under your "Dream Tree"
Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me.
Choose your words carefully, choose what you say
Shout MERRY CHRISTMAS, not Happy Holiday!
WMU accepts invite to first International Bowl

KALAMAZOO, Mich. -- Western Michigan has accepted the first invitation to play in the inaugural International Bowl, to be held Jan. 6 at the Rogers Centre in Toronto.
The 2007 International Bowl will be the first bowl game played outside the United States since the 1937 Bacardi Bowl in Havana, the school said Tuesday in announcing it had accepted the invitation. It will feature teams from the Mid-American Conference and the Big East Conference.
A Big East opponent had not yet been selected to face the Broncos, who completed their regular season with an 8-4 overall record and a 6-2 mark in the MAC. They finished second in the conference’s West Division, behind Central Michigan.
Western Michigan boasts the sixth-best rushing defense among NCAA Division I-A schools, limiting opponents to 71.9 yards per game on the ground. The team also leads all big schools in interceptions with 22.
The Broncos will be making their first bowl game appearance since the 1988 California Bowl.
Friday, December 01, 2006
When your Father is a Graphic Designer Part 1
Israel Kamakawiwo'ole: 1959-97
This video below is my favorite version of "Somewhere Over The Rainbow". I really enjoy IK's music and how he sings this song.
* Born: 20 May 1959
* Birthplace: Hawaii
* Died: 26 June 1997 (respiratory failure)
* Best Known As: Super-sized Hawaiian singer of "Over the Rainbow"
* Born: 20 May 1959
* Birthplace: Hawaii
* Died: 26 June 1997 (respiratory failure)
* Best Known As: Super-sized Hawaiian singer of "Over the Rainbow"
Thursday, November 30, 2006
In The Bible
A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I found", the boy called out. "What have you got there, dear?" With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear."
Monday, November 27, 2006
New Michigan State Football Coach

Here is your new Michigan State Football Coach Mark Dantonio..... He would have not been personally my first pick. I seriously thought there were alot better candidates out there. So for all you Spartan fans out there look for another losing season. You would have been better off sticking with John L. Smith...LOL Below are some facts about Mark Dantonio. Good Luck ! !
MARK DANTONIO
Cincinnati head coach
Dantonio is in his third year as head coach of the Bearcats. Cincinnati finished 7-5 in 2004 and 4-7 in 2005 (the team's first year in the Big East). The team is 5-5 this season.
MSU ties: Dantonio coached the Spartans' defensive backs from 1995-00. During that period, MSU appeared in the Independence, Sun, Aloha and Florida Citrus bowls. The Citrus Bowl-winning team from 1999 boasted the No. 12 defense in the nation and finished with a 10-2 record.
Analysis: Like Todd Grantham, Dantonio has history with MSU, but he lacks the "winning" quality displayed by some of the other candidates. That may improve with time. Cincinnati has never been a football power.
Heavenly Humor
A man dies and goes to heaven. Of course, St. Peter meets him at the pearly gates. St. Peter says, "Here's how it works. You need 100 points to make it into heaven. You tell me all the good things you've done, and I give you a certain number of points for each item, depending on how good it was. When you reach 100 points, you get in."
"Okay," the man says, "I was married to the same woman for 50 years and never cheated on her, even in my heart." "That's wonderful," says St. Peter, "that's worth three points!" "Three points?" he says.
"Well, I attended church all my life and supported its ministry with my tithe and service." "Terrific!" says St. Peter, "that's certainly worth a point." "One point? Goodness.
How about this: I started a soup kitchen in my city and worked in a shelter for homeless veterans." "Fantastic, that's good for two more points," he says. "TWO POINTS!!" the man cries.
"At this rate the only way I get into heaven is by the grace of God!"
"Come on in!"
1 CROSS + 3 NAILS = 4 GIVEN
"Okay," the man says, "I was married to the same woman for 50 years and never cheated on her, even in my heart." "That's wonderful," says St. Peter, "that's worth three points!" "Three points?" he says.
"Well, I attended church all my life and supported its ministry with my tithe and service." "Terrific!" says St. Peter, "that's certainly worth a point." "One point? Goodness.
How about this: I started a soup kitchen in my city and worked in a shelter for homeless veterans." "Fantastic, that's good for two more points," he says. "TWO POINTS!!" the man cries.
"At this rate the only way I get into heaven is by the grace of God!"
"Come on in!"
1 CROSS + 3 NAILS = 4 GIVEN
Friday, November 24, 2006
Tom Izzo + Michigan State Football = ???

Izzo recently has been the subject of Internet and media speculation involving the replacement for fired football coach John L. Smith. Izzo was asked at his weekly news conference if he might become a candidate.
"I think it was far-fetched when it started," Izzo said of the speculation about his possible candidacy.
Izzo acknowledged he has always had an interest in football.
"I think it was far-fetched when it started," Izzo said of the speculation about his possible candidacy.
Izzo acknowledged he has always had an interest in football.
Wednesday, November 22, 2006
Sunday, November 19, 2006
WHY NOTRE DAME???

Saturday, November 18, 2006
Close But No Cigar ! ! ! !

#1OHIO ST. BUCKEYES - vs- #2. MICHIGAN WOLVERINES

The 103-year rivalry between Michigan and Ohio State might be the richest in college sports. Today at 3:30 EST I am gearing up to probably watch one of the biggest games in college football history of my life time. I am hoping this will be a close game with Michigan coming out on top with a "V"ictory. This is a tough day with the recent loss of a Michigan Legend Bo Schembechler. So lets get ready and go out and win one for "BO".
Bo Schembechler 1929-2006

ANN ARBOR, Mich. -- Legendary coach Bo Schembechler, the winningest head coach in University of Michigan football history, passed away Friday morning (Nov. 17) due to heart failure at Detroit Providence Hospital. He was 77 years old.
Bo Schembechler photo
Schembechler
Schembechler's teams won or tied for an impressive 13 Big Ten championships during his 21-year tenure. Under Schembechler's guidance, Michigan's 96-10-3 regular-season record through the decade of the 1970s was the nation's best. He guided 17 teams to postseason bowl games -- including 10 Rose Bowls -- and another 17 to top-10 finishes in the final wire service polls (Associated Press and/or United Press International).
In Schembechler's 27 years of coaching, his teams never had a losing season. Upon stepping down after the 1989 season, Bo retired as the winningest active coach in the nation (234-65-8) and fifth on the all-time list, behind only coaching legends Paul 'Bear' Bryant, Amos Alonzo Stagg, Glen 'Pop' Warner and Woody Hayes. In addition to his coaching responsibilities, Schembechler served as Michigan's director of athletics between 1988-90, and is a past president of the American Football Coaches Association.
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
A PICTURE WORTH A MILLION WORDS
Tyler, Rhoda, Titus, and Kara Nelson
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Friday, November 10, 2006
Plastic jack-o'-lantern threatens deer's life

CASCADE TOWNSHIP, Michigan (AP) -- A plastic jack-o'-lantern meant for collecting Halloween candy is threatening the life of a small deer that frequently visits a gated community.
The fake pumpkin has been stuck on the animal's snout for at least several days. It appears to be snagged on the young buck's ears or horn buds and is keeping the animal from eating and possibly drinking.
Animal experts who went to the neighborhood Thursday to assess the situation got within about 35 yards of the deer, said Bert Vescolani, director of the John Ball Zoo in nearby Grand Rapids.
Zoo personnel, as well as other animal experts, planned to return to the site Friday. They hope to shoot a tranquilizer dart into the deer, remove the plastic jack-o'-lantern after the buck becomes unconscious and take the animal somewhere to recover until he can be released back into the wild.
"He seems to be doing pretty well," Vescolani said. "I'm always amazed at how wildlife makes it sometimes, even under the hardest conditions."
Anesthetizing the buck and taking him away carries some degree of risk, Vescolani said, but the creature surely will die of starvation or dehydration unless the plastic pumpkin is removed from his head.
The bucket also would make it much easier for hunters to see the animal when the state's hunting season begins Wednesday.
Vescolani said he and the others will do their best to save the deer.
"There are a lot of folks trying to do the right thing, and hopefully we'll get the right results that'll be the best for the animal," he said.
BCS or PLAYOFF
When the new Bowl Championship Series rankings came out this week, the debate began as to whether undefeated Louisville is more deserving to play in the national championship game than a one-loss team with a tougher schedule. Everyone has an opinion as to which two teams should be playing for the national championship, but let's face it – there is no totally correct answer to this question. Or should I say that the correct answer is that the BCS system really never can give us a correct answer.
It’s almost like a multiple-choice exam where the correct answer is the one that is closest to the actual answer. If you’re confused with that analogy, welcome to the BCS.
So I started thinking, what if we were having a playoff at the end of the season? What would the discussions be like today? We would not be wondering who were going to be the top two teams at the end of the season, but who the top eight teams (in my playoff scenario, anyway) would be. Shoot, every undefeated and one-loss team in the country – and their fans – still would be in the hunt for a national championship. Talk about enhancing the value and protecting the integrity of the regular season.
I decided to put together an eight-team playoff based on last weeks BCS standings, which, of course, will change by the end of the season. No offense to basketball, but I called it December Delirium (I get that a lot of the games are in January, but the Final Four often is in April and that hasn't stopped the "March Madness" label).
Here are some of the considerations I took into account:
I took the top eight BCS schools and seeded them strictly by ranking.
I used the four BCS games and three other ones randomly selected as the sites for each playoff game (the games could be rotated among bowls just as they are now).
I tried to pick a weekend or holiday to play so every game could be shown on prime-time TV and to give each team a week off between games.
All the other bowls still would be played throughout the holidays just like they are now (kind of like basketball's NIT).
So without further fanfare, I give you …
It’s almost like a multiple-choice exam where the correct answer is the one that is closest to the actual answer. If you’re confused with that analogy, welcome to the BCS.
So I started thinking, what if we were having a playoff at the end of the season? What would the discussions be like today? We would not be wondering who were going to be the top two teams at the end of the season, but who the top eight teams (in my playoff scenario, anyway) would be. Shoot, every undefeated and one-loss team in the country – and their fans – still would be in the hunt for a national championship. Talk about enhancing the value and protecting the integrity of the regular season.
I decided to put together an eight-team playoff based on last weeks BCS standings, which, of course, will change by the end of the season. No offense to basketball, but I called it December Delirium (I get that a lot of the games are in January, but the Final Four often is in April and that hasn't stopped the "March Madness" label).
Here are some of the considerations I took into account:
I took the top eight BCS schools and seeded them strictly by ranking.
I used the four BCS games and three other ones randomly selected as the sites for each playoff game (the games could be rotated among bowls just as they are now).
I tried to pick a weekend or holiday to play so every game could be shown on prime-time TV and to give each team a week off between games.
All the other bowls still would be played throughout the holidays just like they are now (kind of like basketball's NIT).
So without further fanfare, I give you …

Thursday, November 09, 2006
Bob Barker to say goodbye to TV !

The silver-haired daytime-TV icon is retiring in June, he told The Associated Press on Tuesday.
"I will be 83 years old on December 12," he said, "and I've decided to retire while I'm still young."
He'll hang up his microphone after 35 years as the host of "The Price Is Right" and 50 years overall in television.
Though he has been considering retirement for "at least 10 years," Barker said he has so much fun doing the show that he hasn't been able to leave.
"I've gone on and on and on to this ancient age because I've enjoyed it," he said. "I've thoroughly enjoyed it and I'm going to miss it."
Reaching dual milestones, 50 years on TV and 35 with "Price," made this an "appropriate" time to retire, Barker said. Besides, hosting the daily CBS program -- in which contestants chosen from the crowd "come on down" to compete for "showcases" that include trips, appliances and new cars -- is "demanding physically and mentally," he said.
"I'm just reaching the age where the constant effort to be there and do the show physically is a lot for me," he said. "I might be able to do the show another year, but better (to leave) a year too soon than a year too late."
Leslie Moonves, president and CEO of CBS Corporation, said Barker has left an enduring mark on the network, calling his contribution and loyalty "immeasurable."
Just Because............

TOP 10 REASON YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006.......
1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
9. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
10. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.:)
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
9. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
10. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.:)
Wednesday, November 08, 2006
Them Good Old Days ! ! !

"Dear Milkman, I've just had a baby, please leave another one."
"Please leave an extra pint of paralysed milk."
"Cancel one pint after the day after today."
"Please don't leave any more milk. All they do is drink it"
"Milkman please close the gate behind you because the birds keep pecking the tops off the milk."
"Please cancel milk. I have nothing coming into the house but two sons on the dole."
"Sorry not to have paid your bill before, but my wife had a baby and I've been carrying it around in my pocket for weeks."
"Sorry about yesterdays note. I didn't mean one egg and a dozen pints, but the other way round."
"When you leave my milk, knock on my bedroom window and wake me because I want you to give me a hand to turn the mattress."
"Please knock. My TV's broken down and I missed last night's programs. If you saw any, will you tell me what happened over a cup of tea."
"My daughter says she wants a milkshake. Do you do it before you deliver or do I have to shake the bottle?"
"Please send me a form for cheap milk, for I have a baby two months old and did not know about it until a neighbor told me."
"Milk is needed for the baby. Father is unable to supply it."
"From now on please leave two pints every other day and one pint on the days in between, except Wednesdays and Saturdays when I don't want any milk."
"My back door is open. Please put milk in 'fridge, get money out of cup in drawer and leave change on kitchen table in pence, because we want to play bingo tonight."
"Please leave no milk today. When I say today, I mean tomorrow, for I wrote this note yesterday."
"When you leave the milk please put the coal on the boiler, let dog out and put newspaper inside the screen door. PS. Don't leave any milk.
"No milk. Please do not leave milk at No. 14 either as he is dead until further notice."
Tuesday, November 07, 2006
DID YOU VOTE? ? ?

Well when I got out of work tonight I made my drive straight to the polls. I got right in and right out with a quick and easy time at the voting booth. To say the least I feel I did my part as a citizen of the United States ! ! This could be a late night as I stay up and watch the results....... Hopefully Governor Granholm goes down but, it looks unlikely at the moment.
Kalamazoo Holiday Parade


This past Saturday I had the privilege of walking in the Kalamazoo Holiday Parade. I work at Bronson Methodist Hospital sponsors the balloon "Mistletoes" which is seen in the picture above. It took nearly 24 employees to carry the balloon and we had 30+ volunteers so I just walked and waved to the 30,000 plus spectators. It was a great day for a parade and I hope everyone enjoyed. Wishing you all a Happy Holiday Season from now until New Years. God Bless You All ! ! !
Monday, November 06, 2006
Golfing with Friends

TUESDAY NOVEMBER 7th, 2006

Tomorrow is "ELECTION DAY" people all across the nation will be voting on various different things. I know the State of Michigan will be voting on Governor, US Senate, State Wide Proposals 1 - 5, and other State wide Offices.
This is your chance to have a part in the final outcome. I get tired of people complaining about the end results of an election to only find out they never even voted. I usually get the famous comment "Like one vote matters"! Well can you imagine how many people have said or are saying that? That is why I encourage you that if you can get out and vote to please do so ! ! ! YOUR VOTE DOES MATTER ! ! !
Sunday, November 05, 2006
Arlington Nation Cemetery

Rest easy, sleep well my brothers.
Know the line has held, your job is done.
Rest easy, sleep well.
Others have taken up where you fell, the line has held.
Peace, peace, and farewell...
Know the line has held, your job is done.
Rest easy, sleep well.
Others have taken up where you fell, the line has held.
Peace, peace, and farewell...
Happy Halloween

Pop-Warner Flag Football


Friday, November 03, 2006
NFL or NBA ? ? ?


NBA OR NFL?
36 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad checks
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 currently are defendants in lawsuits, and
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad checks
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 currently are defendants in lawsuits, and
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up yet? . . .
Neither, it's the 535 members of the United States Congress.
The same group of Idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year
designed to keep the rest of us in line.
Give up yet? . . .
Neither, it's the 535 members of the United States Congress.
The same group of Idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year
designed to keep the rest of us in line.
Thursday, November 02, 2006
Beautiful Day For A Balloon Ride.


Sen John Kerry claims " I Botched A Joke"

Massachusetts Sen. John Kerry continued to defend himself Wednesday over remarks he made about U.S. soldiers in Iraq.
“I’m not going to let these guys distort something completely out of its context solely for the purpose of avoiding responsibility, which is what they’re doing,” said Kerry. “Look, everybody knows I botched a joke. It’s not the first time anybody’s done that, Don. Am I right?”
Kerry called into the Don Imus in the Morning Show on NBC Wednesday.
The senator claimed he was joking when he said, “You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq.”
Kerry said his comment was a botched joke, and called on the Bush Administration to apologize for their policy in Iraq.
Michigan Border Patrol
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