Rejected Greeting Card "Sayings"

When you care enough to send the very best. Or not. A Friend of mine forwarded
this odd collection of Cards that DIDN'T quite make it into production. Here
are just a few, but I'm wondering if some of YOU might try your hand at it
and send in your "rejected" messages.

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Looking back over the years
that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...

"What in the world was I thinking?"

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My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...

I noticed your cat.
Sorry!

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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...

She moved in with me.

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Congratulations on your wedding day!

Too bad no one likes your husband.

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How could two people as beautiful as you

Have such an ugly baby?

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I've always wanted to have
someone to hold,
someone to love.
After having met you ..

I've changed my mind.

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As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...

That you're not here to ruin it for me.

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Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go...

Would you like to take this knife out of my back?

You'll probably need it again.

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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!

(Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)

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