Thursday, September 14, 2006
Greeting Cards Continued.......................
[Thanks to those who sent in YOUR idea for Greeting Cards that will never make the store's racks]
The sun is warm, the beach is beautiful,
The food delicious, the company charming.
See, I told you separate vacations this year would be fun!
Happy birthday! You look great for your age.
When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise.
We have been friends for a very long time . .
Let's say we stop?
I'm so miserable without you
It's almost like you're here.
Your friends and I wanted to do
something special for your birthday.
So we're having you put to sleep.
Roses are red
Violets are pink
The perfume you're wearing . . .
Sure does stink
For Our Anniversary.
I always dreamed, one day I'd meet my true soul mate
Then I finally gave up that stupid fantasy and reluctantly settled for you.