Greeting Cards Continued.......................

[Thanks to those who sent in YOUR idea for Greeting Cards that will never make the store's racks]

The sun is warm, the beach is beautiful,
The food delicious, the company charming.

See, I told you separate vacations this year would be fun!

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Happy birthday! You look great for your age.

Almost Lifelike!

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When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,

I think it's time you kept your promise.

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We have been friends for a very long time . .

Let's say we stop?

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I'm so miserable without you

It's almost like you're here.

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Your friends and I wanted to do
something special for your birthday.

So we're having you put to sleep.

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Roses are red
Violets are pink
The perfume you're wearing . . .

Sure does stink

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For Our Anniversary.
I always dreamed, one day I'd meet my true soul mate

Then I finally gave up that stupid fantasy and reluctantly settled for you.