Friday, January 26, 2007
A LESSON ABOUT BARBIE
"How much is that Barbie in the window?" I asked the shop assistant.
In a condescending manner she responded, "Which Barbie? We have . .
Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95
Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95
Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95
Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95
Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95 and
Barbie Gets a Divorce for $265.00."
I had to ask, you know. Wouldn't you?
"Why is Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?"
"Isn't that obvious?" the assistant declared. "Divorced Barbie comes with
Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture..."