Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Spring Is Here!!!





Speaking of Spring, an old Italian man lived alone
in the country.He wanted to dig his tomato garden,
but it was very hard work as the ground was hard.
His only son, Vincent, who used to help him,was in
prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and
described his predicament.

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like
I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year.
I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden
plot. If you were here my troubles would be over. I
know you would dig the plot for me.

Love Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
Not for nothing, but don't dig up that garden.
That's where I buried the BODIES.

Love Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local
police arrived and dug up the entire area without
finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man
and left.

That same day the old man received another letter
from his son.

Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the
best I could do under the circumstances

Love, Vinnie

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